goldenclitoris:

why would i want a thigh gap anyways what are u gonna do look at another girl through it i dont think so

(via loveisloveforanyone)

ostracizedpoodle:

i showed my mom my report card and she was like so mad but then i showed her my swag and she was like okay 

(via pemsylvania)

sandvviches:

I would fuck this

sandvviches:

I would fuck this

(Source: qothqueen, via flaqpole)

Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

(via majortvjunkie)

healerwatson:

zoobooksyaoi:

perks of being short

  • ur automatically cute by default
  • very portable, people carry u places
  • rly rad nicknames

cons of being short

  • u cant reach anything
  • not so rad nicknames
  • people use u as an armrest sometimes

perks of being tall

  • u can reach things
  • u can boop people on their head
  • u get to use people as armrests

cons of being tall

  • ur basically a portable landmark
  • people use u to hide from the sun
  • u can’t hide from anyone

(Source: fileextension, via mercumeme)

westbor0baptistchurch:

Trying to hold a conversation with your crush.

image

(via flaqpole)

jackerybarakat:

do you ever wonder what famous people use for their password

(Source: metallicclifford, via flaqpole)

pales:

I’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker color

(Source: dethcrash, via flaqpole)

(Source: urso2000andlate, via flaqpole)

vertabre:

Simon says like me back

(Source: reilgu, via therocketwildbokan)